Popem
(For a past pontiff)
His Holiness the Pope
Jehovah’s very finger
Is an ex-Nazi named Ratzinger
Wearing Prada shoes
And a golden crown
In the golden palace
Of a golden town
Smiling at an image
Of Jesus of Nazareth
Naked and bleeding
And tortured to death
Forgive me this my blasphemy
But that sure sounds like Satan to me