(For a past pontiff)

His Holiness the Pope
Jehovah’s very finger
Is an ex-Nazi named Ratzinger

Wearing Prada shoes
And a golden crown
In the golden palace
Of a golden town

Smiling at an image
Of Jesus of Nazareth
Naked and bleeding
And tortured to death

Forgive me this my blasphemy
But that sure sounds like Satan to me